Week 9 (Baking) - Samoa Bar Cookies

Week 9 of the baking challenge was cookies. I make lots (and lots and lots and...) of cookies so I thought I'd take this chance to try out something new and fancy.

Girl Scout Cookie season is upon us but with my excessive arsenal of cooking supplies I have to admit, I feeling guilty buying cookies, so I'll make them to satiate my palate instead. This is another one of those recipe that I snagged off the internet but never put to use. 52weeksof, you really are broadening my horizons, even if it is by force. ;)

Samoa Bar Cookies
Recipe is from bakingbites.com

Cookie Base

• 1/2 cup sugar
• 3/4 c butter, softened
• 1 large egg
• 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
• 2 cups all purpose flour
• 1/4 tsp salt

1. Preheat the oven to 350°.
2. Either grease or line a 9x13 cake pan.
   You can line with parchment paper or aluminum foil.
3. Cream together butter and sugar until fluffy. 
4. Beat in egg and vanilla extract.
5. On low speed gradually beat in flour and salt until mixture is crumbly.
   
   

   

   
   

6. Pour/scoop the dough into your greased/lined 9x13 pan and pat down evenly to form the crust.
   This part takes patience, it does take a long while to get the crust even and smooth, but practice makes perfect. 
7. Bake for 20-25 minutes (mine took all 25 minutes) until the base is set and just starting to brown.
   
   

   

   The finished crust

8. Cool completely before adding the topping. 

Topping

• 3 cups shredded coconut
• 12 oz chewy/soft caramels
• 1/4 tsp salt
• 3 tbsp milk

1. Preheat/turn oven to 300°. 
2. Spread coconut evenly over a parchment lined baking sheet.
3. Toast 20-30 minutes, stirring ever 5 minutes or so, until the coconut is evenly browned and crispy.
   Cool coconut completely before moving on to the next step.
   
   

   

   Look at that crunchy deliciousness.

4. Unwrap the caramels and place in a microwave safe bowl with the milk and salt. 
5. Microwave on high in 1 minute burst, stirring in between, until caramels are melted and mixture is full combined.
   
   

   

   
   

6. Fold coconut into the caramel mixture.
7. Smooth the coconut & caramel combination over the crust.
   This takes a lot of patience, the mixture is super sticky and rough to move about. Breathe slowly, yelling at the coconut does nothing, trust me.
8. Allow topping to cool until set.
   
   

   

   
   

Base Coat & Drizzle

• 10 oz dark chocolate

1. Once the topping has set, cut the bars to desired size. I kind of guessed at this and came up with awkwardly sized/shaped bars. Though still delicious, I will be a bit more careful next time for presentation purposes.
   Pro-tip: I used a pizza cutter to zip through these and it made cutting a breeze.
   
   

   

   My not-so-symmetrically-cut cookies.

2. Melt the dark chocolate either:
   In the microwave on 1/2 power (or defrost mode) in 30 second bursts, stirring after each session, until melted. Make sure the dish you are using is large enough to allow you to thoroughly dip the base of each cookie.
   Or in double boiler, stirring regularly, until melted. Transfer to a bowl large enough to dip each cookie.
3. Tear sheets of wax paper and set near where you will be finishing the bars.
4. Dip each bar into the melted chocolate, allow excess to drip off, and place on waxed paper.
   Repeat for each cookie.
   
   

   

   
   

   
   
5. After all of the cookies have been dipped, drizzle the remaining chocolate over the cookies.
   
   

   

   
   

6. Allow chocolate to set completely, plate, and enjoy.
   
   

   

   
   

   
   

Week 7 (Baking) - Valentine's Day Treats

Week seven's theme was Valentine's Day and since I am not a lovey dovey Valentine's Day celebrating sort of gal I used this theme to share some love for strangers.

The Setup from one of the happy couples

Seriously, how cute are they?

As I believe I've mentioned in previous posts, I like to send out treats to strangers over on reddit. This month instead of giving out treats through RandomActsofCookies I decided to offer up Valentine's Day care packages to couples with the best/most interesting story. This opened the flood gates and when I thought I'd send out one, maybe two packages, I wound up fighting just to narrow down my selections to three deserving candidates.

My selection included; the most adorable high school couple I have ever seen, a young couple with a baby who's expenses were obviously tied up with thing less frivolous than the Hallmark holiday, and a college student who was down on her luck and solo for the holiday of love.

Each package was a little different based on my whims, but the goodies were as follows:

• Dark Chocolate Espresso Truffles
• Crunchy Peanut Butter Milk Chocolate Truffles
• Cake Batter Truffles
• White Chocolate Covered Pretzels 
• Red Velvet Cookies
• Crunchy Pink Heart Sugar Cookies 

Alone on Valentine's Day? More treats for you!

Dark Chocolate Espresso Truffles 

I've actually posted this recipe once before, for my Halloween 2011 post.  However, since that was when the blog was just starting to get off the ground and few people actually were reading at that time, I'll re-share the recipe here. 

• 8 oz Ghiradelli Intense Dark Espresso Escape
• 1/4 c heacy cream
• 1 tsp coffee powder (use a heaping teaspoon if you really love coffee flavoring, which I do)
• Approx. 1/2 c cocoa powder for rolling the truffles

1. Finely chop the chocolate, either by hand or in a food processor.
2. Combine the chocolate, cream, and coffee powder over a low flame, stirring often. Do not whip/over-stir this, just gently continue to mix as the chocolate melts. 
3. Once the mixture is fully melted and smooth, remove from heat. 
4. Transfer to a bowl and refrigerate for 4+ hours, or freeze for 2. 
5. Remove from fridge/freezer, let stand at room temperatire until pliable, 20-40 minutes.
6. Pour cocoa powder into a bowl.
7. Dip hands in cocoa powder.
8. Scoop by generous teaspoon and roll into balls.
9. Roll ball cocoa powder until coated. Set on a baking sheet or flat plate.
10. Repeat for the remaining ganache*.



I forgot to take picture of the truffles,
so here's a pic of one of the happy couples instead. 

11. Refrigerate until ready to use, allow truffles to sit for 15 minutes at room temperature prior to serving.

Yields approximately 20 truffles.

*Ganache is any frosting, filling, etc. created from a mixture of cream and chocolate. 

Crunchy Peanut Butter Milk Chocolate Truffles

• 8 oz milk chocolate
• 1/4 c heavy cream
• Approx. 1 c crunchy peanut butter
• Approx. 1 1/2 c salted peanuts, ground up
• Approx. 1/4 c cocoa powder, for your hands

Notice how the truffles doubles in size?

1. Finely chop the chocolate, either by hand or in a food processor.
2. Combine the chocolate and cream over a low flame, stirring often. Do not whip/over-stir this, just gently continue to mix as the chocolate melts. 
3. Once the mixture is fully melted and smooth, remove from heat. 
4. Transfer to a bowl and refrigerate for 4+ hours, or freeze for 2. 
5. Remove from fridge/freezer, let stand at room temperatire until pliable, 20-40 minutes.
6. Pour cocoa powder into a bowl.
7. Place crunchy peanut butter in microwave safe container and cook in 30 seconds intervals until soft and liquidy. Do NOT let the mixture get hot, otherwise the truffles will start melting. Eek!
8. Dip hands in cocoa powder.
9. Scoop by generous teaspoon and roll into balls.
10. Dip the truffle in the melted peanut butter, allow to drip for a few seconds.
11. Place the truffle in the ground up peanuts and roll around until coated. Set on a baking sheet for flat plate. 
12. Repeat for the remaining ganache*.
13. Refrigerate until ready to use, allow truffles to sit for 15 minutes at room temperature prior to serving.

Should yield approximately 20 truffles.

Cake Batter Truffles

Recipe from chef-in-training

Sadly for the time being I cannot access this recipe, the site is listed as fraudulent and my work computer is just not having it. They were delicious and very cute and I hope to rectify this in the near future, but for now I'll have to settle for some pictures.

The "truffles" before coating

Sprinkled and dipped

The delicate inside

White Chocolate Covered Pretzels

You don't really need a recipe for this, right? Well, just in case...

• White Chocolate 
• Pretzels
• Sprinkles

1. Melt the white chocolate. 
2. Dip the pretzels in the white chocolate, allowing to drip for a few seconds. 
3. Place on a grid cooling wrack over paper towels or wax paper.
4. Sprinkle.
5. Allow chocolate to set before removing. Store in an airtight container - if you can resist the urge to eat them right away.

This is the chocolatey sprinkled aftermath of the pretzels.

Red Velvet Cookies
Recipe from food.com

I'm sharing this recipe in hopes that someone else may find a way to tweak it/make it more delicious. These cookies were kind of a bust, at least in my opinion; they managed to be simultaneously dry and moist, and were quite lacking in the flavor department. Oh well, we can't win 'em all.

• 1 box red velvet cake mix
• 1/2 c vegetable oil
• 2 large eggs
• Approx. 1 c confectioner's sugar

Attractive looking batter, isn't it?

1. Preheat the oven to 350°.
2. Combine the cake mix, vegetable oil, and eggs in a large bowl. Dough will be very thick and heavy.
3. Stir by hand just until combined.
4. Dust hands with confectioner's sugar and pinch off roughly 1" balls from the dough.
5. Roll each ball in the confectioner's sugar.
6. Place on ungreased baking sheet.
7. Repeat for remaining dough.
8. Bake 8-10 minutes. 
9. Remove from oven, allow to rest on cookie sheet around 2 minutes. 
10. Remove from cookie sheet to cooling wrack.
11. Allow to cool to room temperature, and store in an airtight container. 

Crunchy Sugar Cookies 
Recipe from bhg.com

This is a crispy delicious cookie that can be made in any shape using a cookie gun/press.

• 1 1/2 c butter, softened
• 1 c packed brown sugar
• 1 tsp baking powder
• 1 egg
• 1 tsp vanilla extract
• 1/2 tsp almond extract






• 3 1/2 c all purpose flour

1. Preheat the oven to 375°.
2. Beat butter until fluffy.
3. Add in sugar and baking powder, beat until combined. 
4. Beat in egg, vanilla, and almond extract until combined. 
5. Mix in the flour slowly. 
6. Scoop dough into cookie gun with desired shape inserted. 
7. Follow the directions for your cookie gun to make shapes.
8. Bake 7-10 minutes, until a light golden brown.
9. Cool on the pan for 1 minute, then transfer to a cooling wrack to cool completely.
10. Finish with sprinkles or icing. 

In addition to the treats, my besty over at ThunderCrafts donated a handmade card and some spare PartyLite tealight candles to really romance up the care packages. I threw in some red streamers,, $1 heart table clothes, and heart shaped plates and Presto! Valentine's Day in a box.

In my excitement to pack the perfect Valentine's Day date box, I forgot to take pictures of most of the items. Luckily the receivers picked up my slack and sent me adorable pictures of their Valentine's Day festivities.

To see the entire Valentine's Day Album, click here!

Candy fueled chaos

This is kind of a long one. Better bust out the reading glasses.
I started this blog a little over a month ago and managed one measly post. I know, I know, sheesh.


Life has been comprised mostly of chaos and Halloween candy as of late (one most likely fueling the other), so there has been very little serious cooking/baking on the table. 


I did however manage to throw a somewhat successful Halloween party in the midst of my madness, Yes, I am still missing food pictures (I am terrible at this bit, but I'm working on it) I figured I could at least share some of the recipes, stories and adventures from my kitchen. 

And, since I don't have pictures of the food, here's my new favorite party picture of all time; Barack Obama, Eccentrica Gallumbits, and the gay cowboy. 

My life is actually pretty awesome sometimes, I need to remember that. And also to stop making stupid faces.

So gettin' down to business, party food. I had to repeatedly scale back the menu as people's yeses started turning into maybes. Even after that I wound up with way to much food. 


The Menu (in no particular order):

• Hummus
• Sugar cookies w/ royal icing
• Cheesy mashed potato bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers
• Vanilla & chocolate cupcakes
• Back bone pinwheels
• Queso bean dip
• Spooky booze punch
• Dark chocolate espresso truffles
• Dark chocolate peanut butter crunch truffles
• ...and probably some other stuff I'm forgetting (since I'm writing this post a little over a week late. *whoops*)

Naturally, not all of this deliciousness was from my own concoctions; a girl's gotta rest sometimes. I broke the recipes out below with links for what I borrowed, and recipes for what I didn't. 


Hummus


 Hummus from one of my new favorite blogs; Budget Bytes. Seriously, that woman is amazing, she puts me to all sorts of kitchen-related shame. 


Sugar Cookies w/ Royal Icing


Sugar cookie recipe came conveniently from the back of the pan I used to bake them in. The recipe is one from Wilton, and pretty much everything they do is awesome. These were the sweetest, butteriest sugar cookies I have ever had, yum! The royal icing is from Wilton as well; what can I say, I'm loyal.


Jalapeno Poppers


The jalapeno poppers were a mixture of a few recipes I had found. Basically what I did was take this recipe, and wrap it in bacon instead of croissant dough. I also eliminated the bacon crumbles inside on account of the full on bacon toga they were sporting on the outside. So, really, I guess I only used ingredients 1-4 and then hoped into DIY mode. In the future, I'll probably make these puppies with homemade mashed, but for a place to begin the recipe was a hit. Only about 4 pieces out of 2 dozen managed to make it to the food table; they were devoured by hungry party guests on the way.


The rest of the recipe I more or less slung together myself. I had a variety of sources I used for inspiration, but in the end it was kind of a play-it-by-ear(mouth) adventure. 


Cupcakes


The cupcakes were box mix, Duncan Hines knows where it's at for quick cupcakes anytime anywhere...that uh, has an oven. 
Some were frosted with canned chocolate frosting. (I looooove canned chocolate frosting. I know there's no real food in there, but it's delicious none the less.) The rest were covered with basic buttercream. The only differences: I use water instead of milk, and all shortening, not butter. I'm a decorating instructor and that's our go-to shelf stable frosting. (I know we're missing both the butter and the cream; so it goes.) I decorated the cupcakes using a a small portion of my epic sprinkle collection. I'm boarding on hoarder territory at this point. They were cute, nothing fancy, but delicious fun treats. Seriously, who doesn't like cupcakes?


A lot of fancy bakers out there file grievous complaints against boxed cakes, but in a pinch they were great and guests never seem to complain.  


Pinweels recipe(ish)

• 2 - 10 in. tortillas
• Approx. 1/2 lb. turkey lunch meat sliced thin
• Shredded lettuce
• Neufchatel veggie spread (recipe below)
• Wax paper

Backbone pinwheels were just basic pinwheel sandwiches pieces, stacked vertically to resemble a backbone. It was a cute idea I read somewhere, but in the end, I think I'm the only one who knew why they were setup that way. 

1. Lay tortillas on a flat surface, make sure they are good and pliable so they don't break/split when you're rolling.
2. Smear veggie spread across entire tortilla, being sure to hit the outer edges so you can seal up the wraps.
3. Add turkey across the surface, leaving about 1" - 1 1/2" on the outer edge, again so we can seal these puppies up.
4. Sprinkle lettuce over the top of turkey.
5. Roll 'em up good and tight. This is a skill I still need to work on. The tighter they are the prettier I think they look.
6. Wrap the rolled log in wax paper tightly to keep it all together, and let rest in the fridge for 30+ minutes.
7. Take out, remove wax paper, cut in 1" sections; this is tricky as well, the looser the roll, the bigger the sections will need to be so you don't just crush them.
8. Stack vertically if you're going for the backbone look, or put them on some sort of fancy dinnerware, whatever your heart/stomach desires.

Neufchatel veggie spread

• 1 8oz pkg Neufchatel softened
• 1 pkg Italian seasoning dressing mix
• 1 medium to large carrot
• Additional spices to taste

1. Grate carrot.
2. Stir together the Neufchatel, dressing mix, and carrot shavings.
3. Mix.
4. Taste.
5. Add spices until delicious.
6. Enjoy.

Queso Bean Dip


Now I really feel ridiculous calling this one a recipe as this is something I've been mixing together since I was a kid, but for those of you not in the know, here goes:

• 1 can refried beans, (I prefer the ones with jalapeno, yum.)
• Some Velveeta cheese. Let's pretend I measure things in my kitchen and say...umm... 1/2 pound.
• Some salsa. 1/2 cup to 1 cup depending on taste.

1. Seriously, just put the ingridients in a microwaveable bowl. 
2. Nuke it for 1 1/2 minutes. 
3. Stir.
4. Repeat until cheese is melted.
5. Add more salsa to taste.
6. Dip it with some multigrain tortilla chips and feel the love. Cheesy cheesy love.

Spooky Booze Punch

The name came from nowhere, I just like to make stuff up sometimes. The basic recipe came from here. My changes were as follows:

• 4 cups water/4 cups vodka. We're making grown up punch, no pussy-footin' around
• 4 cups ginger ale = 4 cups Fresca on account of that's what I had in the house

The punch was a huge success. It was neon green and the taste was fruity but not crazy over the top sweet. Success for certain, and one to be repeated.

Getting into the good stuff, truffles.

Dark Chocolate Espresso Truffles

• 1 lb. Ghiradelli Intense Dark Espresso Escape
• 1/2 c heavy cream
• 2 tsps coffee powder (I use the Mexican Nestlé powder, it is by far the best instant coffee I have ever had.)
• 1 cup give or take, cocoa powder

1. Finely chop the chocolate. If you choose to attempt this with your food processor, do at your own risk. Apparently chocolate is too viscous even solid for mine, and I burned out the motor. #$!*$!%*$#%&$
2. Combine the chocolate, cream, and coffee powder over a low heat flame or double boiler, stirring often.
3. Remove from heat as soon as chocolate is completely melted and ingredients are combined. Do not over stir.
4. Transfer to a bowl and refrigerate for 4+ hours, or freeze for 2.
5. Remove from fridge, let stand at room temperature until pliable, 20-40 minutes.
6. Scoop by generous teaspoon, or be lazy and do what I do.
7. Dip your (clean & dry) hands in cocoa powder and roll, forming a ball, adding more cocoa powder  to your hands as needed.
8. Set in lined pan, or place in small fluted baking cups for decoration. 
9. Repeat. 
10. Refrigerate until approximately 15 minutes prior to serving. Though they'll keep fine if left out for the evening's festivities.

This should yield about 40 truffles.

Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Truffles

Credit where credit is due, this is where I got the original idea for these truffles, and I tweaked accordingly. I added sugar because these were too dark/bitter without it. Perhaps with the semi-sweet the original recipe called for this would not be an issue. I also omitted the salt since the butter, peanut butter, and peanut coating provide more than enough of that.

• 12 oz dark chocolate -your choice here
• 1/2 c heavy cream
• 2 tbsp salted butter cut up into tiny pieces
• 3/4 c chunky peanut butter
• 1/4 c  sugar
• 2 tsp vanilla
• 1/2 c approximately chopped peanuts

1. Combine the first 5 ingredients over low heat or double boiler, stirring as needed, just until chocolate is melted and chocolate/peanut-butter is mixed well.
2. Remove from heat. 
3. Add vanilla.
4. Transfer to bowl and refrigerate for 4+ hours, or freeze for 2.
5. Scoop by generous teaspoon, or be lazy and do what I do.
6. Make sure your hands are clean and very very dry. Roll into ball, these will be slightly sticky but that's a good thing here.
7. Drop into chopped peanuts and roll/push about until completely coated.
8. Set in lined pan, or place in small fluted baking cups for decoration.
9. Repeat. 
10. Refrigerate until approximately 15 minutes prior to serving. Though they'll keep fine if left out for the evening's festivities.

This should yield about 40 truffles as well. These recipes are easily halved for more manageable consumption.

Whew, well there you have it, the good the bad, the not so inventive: Halloween 2011. Next stop, Thanksgiving!